We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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