my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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