we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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