I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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