Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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