amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Bang-toberfest begins!!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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