do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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