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ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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