How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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