Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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