I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Randomize
