she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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