google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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