dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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