it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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