ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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