It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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