so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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