break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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