it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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