Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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