Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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