so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
