just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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