Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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