On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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