just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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