11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Randomize