David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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