But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You smell like stripper and shame
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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