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Bendover
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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