: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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