ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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