Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize