He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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