Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My vagina is officially offended.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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