We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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