Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize