it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
MIDGETS
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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