Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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