I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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