distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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