We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
