i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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