do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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