Do vagina's smell?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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