Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
