I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
All I want is dick and wine.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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