I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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