We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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