I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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