i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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