This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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