shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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