Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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