What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
This is my gift to your gina
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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