You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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